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Excuse me. Is this Super-Save Counseling Center?

Yep. You’re at the right place. Super-Save is the best deal in town. We’re trouncing all competitors.

My pastor sent me here. I recently received Christ and Pastor said I could use serious counseling.

Can’t we all.

So should I make an appointment?

Not necessary. At Super-Save clients just drop in and wait their turn. Helps keep the cost down.

Oh yes, the cost. What will an appointment cost me?

Most like package deals. Bigger the package, less the price per visit. Here’s our brochure.

Thanks.

There are four categories: ABUSED, ANXIOUS, DEPRESSED, and REJECTED. Which of these do you think best describes you?

Uhmm… not sure. Don’t think I’m DEPRESSED.

How about ABUSED?

Maybe. My parents once forgot my birthday. And they were sometimes late for my ball games.

Hmm. How about REJECTED? Everybody feels rejected at times.

That’s me. Hurts, you know?

I know. So why not sign up? REJECTED is actually on sale this month.

Are your counselors qualified?

Certainly. All have their A.B.C. and D.E.F. certificates which they acquired through Super-Save Counseling Academy.

Oh, you have your own school?

Oh yes. Tuition is free if they agree to work four years at a reduced rate. It’s win-win. They get a job and it helps keep the cost down which keeps customer’s…. I mean, clients…. coming through that door. They all have grade ten minimum.

The package of six seems a good bargain, but the twelve is even better. I wonder how many I will need.

Depends on you. Some clients have been here for years. Come for regular spiritual adjustments. Can’t get too much counseling.

Do you send me an invoice?

Nope. You pay up-front, right here. You can use debit, credit card or cash. No checks.

No checks?

Too risky.

Interesting. I’ll think about all this.

Look, let’s close the deal. Sign up for the twelve and we will give you two free sessions.

I like free. Where do I sign?