Q & A: Evangelicals Fear Pastor Whoever

Q: Why do evangelicals fear their pastor?

A: Pastor Whoever is NOT their pastor! Jesus is

their pastor!

Q: Sorreee. Then why do they call ‘the man’

“Pastor”?

A: Because Pastor Whoever (and fellow pew-people)

taught them to.

Q: Why don’t they simply refuse to call him “Pastor”?

A: Fear.

Q: Fear?

A: You just don’t want to irritate the pastor.

Q: Why not?

A: He can make life miserable.

Q: How?

A: Success in the local church is impossible

without his endorsement.

Q: Is this why evangelicals fear the pastor?

A: The pastor has leverage, spiritual leverage, over

pew-people.

Q: Just like the priest has leverage over catholics?

A: Amen and amen!