QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

 

Q and A: Pastors Are Territorial

Q: Territorial?
A: Territorial.
Q: Like really?
A: Like really.

Q: Why do you say pastors are territorial?
A: It was the pastor who decided who preached

last sunday.
Q: And?
A: And he chose himself.

Q: And?

A: He decided himself all the previous sundays.

Q: That makes him territorial?

A: Continually occupying (not sharing) the pulpit is

being territorial.

Q: Why doesn’t he share the pulpit?

A: His lords would frown upon that.

Q: His lords?

A: The denominational officers who placed him.

Q: Are there other reasons?

A: Sharing the pulpit would be sharing the prestige,

the honour, the glory, the attention.

Q: Does the pulpit cause elitism?

A: An un-shared pulpit causes elitism.

Q: Always?

A: Always.