Q & A: The Evangelical Tithe: What Thinketh Thou?
Q: Well, what do you think?
A: I thinketh it stinketh.
Q: The Mosaic tithe?
A: No! The Mosaic tithe was holy. Everything God
initiated was holy, perfect.
Q: Who initiated the evangelical tithe?
A: The awful evangelical tithe!
Q: Okay! Who initiated the awful evangelical tithe?
A: It sure wasn’t our precious Lord Jesus.
Q: Obviously. But who?
A: It evolved over the decades.
Q: Why was the the evangelical tithe started?
A: The awful evangelical tithe!
Q: Okay! Why did evangelicals initiate the awful
evangelical tithe?
A: Greed. Bigger, better buildings. Larger salaries.
Q: How do you define the evangeli…. oops!… the
awful evangelical tithe?
A: Ugly, appalling, fraudulent, deplorable, devious.
Q: Anything else?
A: Criminal, sinful, repulsive.
Q: Finished?
A: Finished.
Q: Feel better?
A: Much better.