QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

Q & A: Beware! Religion Is Contagious

Q: Contagious? Like the flu?
A: Like the flu.
Q: How do you know religion is contagious?
A: Same way we know the flu is contagious.
Q: And that is…?
A: Everybody’s sneezing, coughing, feverish.
Q: We know religion is contagious because…?
A: Because almost everybody’s got it.
Q: Does that make most christians religionists?
A: A religionist is one infected by religion.

Q: Someone who practices religion?

A: Which includes almost every christian.
Q: Who infects congregations?
A: Pastors.
Q: Like really?
A: “Like people, like priest.”
Q: People catch the bug from pastors?
A: There is no other possibility.
Q: Ouch! Pastors are religion’s carriers?
A: Carriers…. ambassadors…. hirelings.