Q & A: Big Pastor, Little Jesus

Q: You really think pastors are bigger than Jesus!?
A: No, all are miniature compared to our Lord.
Q: Then why “Big Pastor, Little Jesus”?
A: Pastor Whoever is more relevant than Jesus.

Q: Pastors are regarded more than Lord Jesus?

A: Regarded…. considered…. acknowledged.

Q: By who?

A: By the congregation.
Q: They speak Pastor Whoever more than Jesus?
A: Much more.
Q: Is that so bad?….. like really?
A: It’s worse than bad…. it’s idolatry.
Q: Why is the pastor more relevant than Jesus?
A: Blame the *#!*#!*#!*#! pulpit.
Q: Why blame the pulpit?
A: The pulpit makes the pastor bigger than he is.
Q: Bigger than Jesus?
A: More relevant than Jesus.
Q: What’s the solution?
A: A shared (open) pulpit.
Q: An open pulpit is not a *#!*#!*#!*#! pulpit?
A: Open pulpit…. good; restricted pulpit…. bad.
Q: Should I suggest that to Pastor Whoever?
A: I’m sure he would be ecstatic.